[Cs-club] Not Code Poetry

[Justin Miller <neonprimetime.geo@yahoo.com>]

After hearing Dan's beautiful poetry, I was inspired
to write my own, although it's not "code poetry", just
regular plain vanilla "poetry".

BELOW ARE TWO POEMS I WROTE, ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!

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PLEASE READ THIS DISCLAIMER BEFORE PROCEEDING
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These poems were not designed for the weak of
heart or for people that love the Windows OS.
Thank you and have a nice day...
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short and 5w33+
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by n30np1m3+1m3
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some coders have C as their friend
others are java fans till the end
to many Perl is the essence of fun
5 lines in C, but in Perl it's one
to be l33+ you code in one of these 3
or anything else, just not VB!

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clippy on the brain
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by n30np1m3+1m3
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neo -   Windows is just so darn cool
	if you don't use it you're a tool
	the blue screen of death 
             can be solved by the smart
	all Windows wants is for you to restart!
	and that Clippy, he must be 3l337
	is he single? should we meet?

3l337 - "WAKE UP NEO! you've gone insane!
friend  To Much Clippy on the brain!
        But do you still want to score tonight?"

neo   - you sure bet, find me someone tight

3l337 - try in that corner, it's tux, 
friend         a sight to be seen!
        IT'S TIME TO SWITCH TO LINUX, 
             IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!


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